Booty Breaking News
Last week as social media buzzed on K.K.'s booty as relevant “Breaking News”, was simply amusing. I couldn’t even concentrate on
some honest internet surfing because every time I clicked one thing or
another…I saw references of K.K.’s tail. So I broke down and finally took a look
at the picture. And there she was, Tits, Tail and her Tootsie roll (lol).
BUT, what was even more amusing
was the hastag #breaktheinternet???
Really, that’s our global goal…to break the internet, behind K.K.’s behind?
(pun intended). Not the 43 students missing
in Mexico? Or the 200 plus girls still missing in Nigeria. Or the number of
URGENT matters in this world that deserve the attention, that SHOULD #breaktheinternet.
It is sad…that major breaking news, is not more than the tail of a
young lady who clearly doesn’t even know when she is being exploited for the capital
gain of others and more twitter followers.
I don't get all the HYPE. This booty thang isn’t anything new. See
my My Facebook post – 11/13/2014
I don't know why they thought
K.K.'s rear-end would #breaktheinternet...or
that JLo, Lil Iggy, Ms Minaj and that sad attempt by the youngster...what her
name? Miley are doing anything NEW. WHAT???? Please...
Com'on ya'll remember 2Live Crew,
Uncle Luke and Sir Mix A Lot, they brought us dat BOOTY Booty waaaaay back in
the 80's. Don't fall for the HYPE...its all sooo, like a really Bad Remix!
I guess the difference is now,
they call it ART? LOL LOL haaa haaa ROFL. (just needed to get that off my
chest)
signed,
a hip-hop head from back in the day!
a hip-hop head from back in the day!
Yes over 30 years ago…booty was splashed all over the media
and being talked about by news reporters and radio jocks, while young folk
popped that ‘thang’ at house parties and back yard bar-b-ques all across
America. The Dirty south and others put that Booty in our faces, raw and
unedited. Some loved it and others, more conservative hated it and thought we
were all going to hell in a hand-basket. BUTT, It wasn’t called ART then.
In fact, all we are really seeing with the flood of Booty
pictures and Booty music videos, of some of our present entertainers is a bad
remix of an old Past-time (Ah Look at dat
Booty Booty!). I’ll give the youngsters a pass, because they were just
babies back then…but JLo, girl you know better! As a matter of fact, someone ought to send
Uncle Luke and ‘em a thank you note, for opening the door to make “the booty”
an acceptable & news worthy piece for discussion.
So WHY is K.K.’s booty, BREAKING NEWS? And why did they
actually suggest that her butt would #breaktheinternet?
What’s the message? What have we really learned? That K.K., has a 'big ole butt!' Ah Yeah!
The subtle messaging of #breaktheinternet with your booty is disturbing. What are really telling people? If you want to be front cover magazine worthy and able to #breaktheinternet, than this is the way
to do it, this is what it takes: Shave/wax all your groin hair. Enlarge Your
breast. Have someone adjust your butt so it pops off the page…and one can #breaktheinternet. Toss out education.
Disregard common sense. Never-mind fighting for justice. You don’t have to have
any moral compass. You don’t need to stand for anything, just stand naked in front of a
camera with a lot of shine juice on your surgically altered figure…and this is
the way to#breaktheinternet!
Don’t waste your time paying attention to the REAL issues of the WORLD; focus your time and energy on perfecting your Booty, because that is what will #breakstheinternet. Oh, and by the way, Mother’s…don’t teach your girls to READ, or study
S.T.E.M. because that will not get them a Front Cover spread and certainly won't #Breaktheinternet….because your daughters real
success is in her Booty. Fathers don’t waste your time teaching your sons to
find a wife that has some sense…because she is less likely to be magazine front
cover worthy…and Gosh, let’s be honest, when was the last time an intelligent woman
was able to #breaktheinternet?! And LADIES, the heck with DIGNITY, don’t
preserve anything. BARE ALL to the world, because somehow zillions of people,
you DON’T know, have earned the right to see your tits, tail and tootsie role … Women, this
is your real life achievement, #breaktheinterent
with your booty! Women, this is your real power. This is your real influence in the
world. If you want to be someone who can #breaktheinternet?
‘pop that booty booty’…because Your real Voice is, Your booty Talk! Your booty
is all that you have going for you, that can actually #breaktheinternet.
We are in a dangerous space if our great aspiration to #Breaktheinternet, is based on our butts. PLEASE Don’t fall for the okie doke or the Booty Politrics…you’re
more than the butt you’re sitting on!
p.s. did you hear, solange just broke the internet too with her wedding pictures! LOL hilarious.
